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If Party Flyers Could Be Any More Awesome…

You’ve seen them, the glossy cards with some absurdly hot girl dancing beside some text. These cards invariably have some pants-wettingly cool way of saying that you can be 18 to party, but you have to be 21 to drink.
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Dating advice from an expert

Tell him he looks nice, because flattery works on my entire gender. As a rule.
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