A week ago Apple announced the fourth generation of toy/world’s sexiest smartphone – iPhone 4, which, according to some bloggers “now has a tiny heart, so it can love you back”, and they say it’s officially no longer “gay”.
The heart is a new A4 processor, and it’s also got a new mineral glass skin, gorgeous display, can see in HD with the eye on its back, and look in your face with a little plastic one in front. Continue reading
I look at Facebook only occasionally. I usually update my status and send a few messages, but every two months or so, I really comb through, looking at pictures, reading notes, and so forth. Additionally, I check Craigslist on a daily basis, because it presents a perfect cross-section of the shamelessness and stupidity that people hide when you meet them face to face.
During my carefree browsing, I’ve started to realize that there’s a ton of gold-star, first-grade, tragically unintentional humor out there. I went ahead and picked out a few of the MVP’s, to share the wealth. Any bolding is just my way of saying “this part’s especially important –“ beyond that, all formatting and spelling has been retained.
This is all-new territory for me, writing about things and people that aren’t in the abstract, or a million miles away from me. I’ve kept it all good and anonymous; if you recognize yourself, please understand there was certainly no harm intended. No, really.
But if you are still pissed off, I hope you’ll email me and let me know. No hard feelings OK? …Unless you’re the World of Warcraft guy – that shit is just mind-boggling.
For the rest of my readers, please do send in more comedy gold. Enjoy! Continue reading