In rapid succession, Donald Trump has pardoned a turkey and a war criminal, and the turkey clearly got the better bargain. No one wants anything in return from the turkey. Nobody’s saying it should...
You know what really makes me mad? The fact that somebody out there might be having sex right now. And possibly enjoying it. And perhaps not even facing any consequences. Yet this is just one of the...
This blessed Halloween season, what do you get for the man who has it all? What do you get for someone who already has the presidency, a very exciting if a bit shaky interpretation of reality, and an...
It’s autumn in the northern hemisphere, and you know what that means — put on some cashmere and be fucking seasonal. Don’t whine about how it’s 70 degrees out because the planet is burning....
I have it on good authority that President Donald J. Trump is not taking the impeachment inquiry news very well. Who, honestly, can blame him? The odds in this country are stacked against rich orange...
I feel for wealthy helicopter parents. They’re a maligned demographic. All they want is for their prized possessions, I mean, children, to have the best of everything, at all costs, every single...
I know what you’re thinking — ”Another North Korea summit? But wasn’t the great dealmaker in chief supposed to have solved everything with the last one?” I mean, sure. He was. Kind of. But...
As you might have heard, the Russia Thing is on the loose in the United States and it’s causing a lot of consternation in the halls of power. The intellectual giant known as the president’s...
People are people — they like to make sense of things with lists. Even when it comes to the utterly senseless — they try to make sense of it with lists. As far as senselessness goes, 2018 was a...
There’s a lot of killing in the world, and I don’t just mean those parts of your soul that die each time someone tries to get you to weigh in on the Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj situation. The holidays...