As a first-birthday gift, Occupy Wall Street was treated to a hefty round of dismissals, roasts and obituaries from the mainstream media, none of whom saw fit to hire journalists to, say, report on it. The New York Times’ Wall Street stenographer, Andrew Ross Sorkin memorably described Sunday’s Hundreds-of-Arrests-Thousand-of-Participants day’s worth of actions as a “fizzle.” The Wall Street Journal declared the tea party the victor in the battle everyone knows it has going with Occupy Wall Street. However, it was Bloomberg View’s editors who concocted the most instructive and provocative thesis: “How Mitt Romney and Occupy Wall Street Are Alike.”