George W.’s Call of Desperation

“Hello Ehud, its me..George ..yeah the President.. right.. of the United States heh.. heh. I wanted to give you a call on a new idea I’ve had simmering around in my brains, since we had our get-together last may.. you remember? heh.. heh.. and its something that I can’t discuss with too many people, not even Condi and Dick, so I would be much obliged if you could keep this quiet for now .. No one’s written anything for me on this, like the stuff that I read at my news conferences, so I’m gonna try to explain this as well as I can without any help from nobody.” Read More »

Manufactured Outrage

American Muslims are seemingly incapable of pleasing the media. They don’t really riot, they are not fond of torching embassies, and they generally stay away from issuing menacing fatwas. As much as terrorism continues to be on the mind of the average American (and rightfully so), our population of both immigrant and homegrown Muslims is relatively boring.So what’s can an enterprising journalist dying to cash in on the anti-Muslim hysteria in the States do? How about this: Make stuff up! Read More »