Category Archives: humor

The glorious badassery of the human body – revealed!

Neutrophils just don't give a damn; they're a surging crowd of soldier-hooligans.
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The Karate Kid and his rip-offs: a showdown

In a refreshing display of lazy racism, the mentor was both a karate teacher and the owner of a generic Chinese restaurant.
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Letters to the crowd that pre-ordered “Twilight” tickets

You’ve more or less lowered the bar to just above “basic literacy.”
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World Cup: The Trial of the Vuvuzelas

If the vuvuzelas are where the line is to be drawn, where, exactly, do the antics of British fans fall?
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On sexiness: Are you goddamn kidding me?

My libido didn’t know whether to laugh or lock itself in a panic room until help arrived.
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The Miami Gym: A safari

I can’t help but notice that gyms are their own miniature ecosystems, with different characters playing unique and wonderful roles.
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How to apologize: a primer from Tiger Woods

There’s a sexy “downward dog” joke somewhere in all of this, and I just can’t seem to find it.
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What’s wrong with action movies? A case study

Is it even legal to hit an elderly person in a chicken suit?
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Curbing our Christmas enthusiasm

I liked prancing around the coffee table with them. It was brilliant!
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Me & myself: the majestic (?) possibilities of getting your own replica

I feel I'm the sort of goon that would enjoy riding a two-seater bicycle with myself. I really would.
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