You might have noticed that the United States has a tiny problem with gun violence. Don’t worry though! Texas State representative Matt Schaefer has noticed too! Texas, if you haven’t heard, has...
As someone who was recently accused of anti-incel propaganda, I am obviously very embarrassed and would like to clear my name. In case you were wondering, “incel” is short for “involuntarily...
It seems that President Donald J. Trump is getting a lot of blame lately for things going wrong in our society. Hateful rhetoric followed by a mass shooting? Greater societal polarization followed by...
Like many other people in this country, I have been told to go back to where I came from. A guy on the internet did it just the other week. Of course, most people tell me to “go back to Russia”...
I am very disappointed in all of you for being so hard on Ivanka Trump. Sure, she’s completely unqualified and should not be rubbing shoulders, let alone making conversation, with world leaders. I...
Let me spare us all a lengthy debate: The people warning us against war with Iran are wrong. There are many reasons why they are wrong, but I have come up with a list of the biggest ones. You are...
No, the world isn’t going to end in 2050. I don’t need a degree in climatology to tell you that — I already have a degree in memes. But seriously, suggesting that the planet might be unlivable...
Dear Bret Stephens, I was going to write a satire column about you and your hatred for the millennial generation, which I am a part of, today. It was going to be a good one. As you noted, there is a...
Game of Thrones is ending and everyone is really bummed. Game of Thrones is also ending while NOT BEING ABLE TO BE EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE AFTER OUTPACING THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOKS AND WADING INTO...
As if it’s not bad enough that Elizabeth Warren is a woman running for president, she has now decided to solve the nation’s student debt crisis. What a bitch. First of all, those students...