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Swift on Islamophobia: A modest Proposal

In light of the rampancy of Islamophobia in various circles and the groupthink mentality that fuels it, Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” is all that comes to mind…

Therefore, in order to completely eradicate global terrorism and the growing menace of the rapidly growing Muslim population around the world and securing broader wealth to those of us who deserve more, we are better advised to heed and enact the objective recommendation below and understand its goodwill impetus driving them.

It is a melancholy object to those of us of the Western culture when we see the streets of the cities and towns in US and Europe crowded with Mazlems, Mouzlims, Mohammedans or whatever and their veiled, apparently oppressed creatures of the female sex, followed by three, four, six, or more children.

The misogynist fathers care nothing about their families or parental responsibilities. They operate on a prehistoric mindset that sees no connection between the family size and their capacity to attain economic self-sufficiency and deprives women of all rights and privileges. Look at all mothers in Mazlem communities. Instead of being allowed to attend schools, earn professional degrees and become independent and productive members of the society, they are held hostage in homes by their male masters who keep them barefooted and pregnant.

It is an irrefutable fact that no other society in human history has oppressed its women like the Mazlems. This was proven by the Dingo Letter study that also warned against their rabbit like birth rate…

How ominous!

Consider how fast these Mouzlems have overtaken Europe ; consider how the European blood has been diluted. Look at who represents France for the World Cup. Look who is their superstar- an Ayyraab. Soon the average European would be an Ayyraab-looking person, and Ayyraabic would become the lingua franca of the EU.

Imagine that!

Now who can blame our friends in Israel- the only real and robust democracy in the Middle East- for taking a preemptive action to guard against and systematically yet benevolently reduce the alarming overpopulation? Who could blame them for denying the Palestinian refugees the right to return to their incredibly disappearing homeland; or denying those in the occupied territory the right to free movement or interaction with family members on the other side? Furthermore, who could blame them for making life unbearable for those bloody Palestinians living in the disputed territory and replacing them with more civilized and productive settlers? Who could blame them for building a wall to separate the brutes from the civil? Who could blame them for confiscating the land for a better use?

Wherever they are, these Muzlims have proven to be the fifth column that all societies can do without. That is why one could never find a worthy person in their kind. Throughout history, even at the peak of their so-called civilization, they contributed nothing but violence and destruction. What have they ever contributed to the social, economic, political, or even moral advancement of mankind? Nothing, of course! Think about it for a second- and “a second” is all that one needs- how often do you see one of their kind receiving a Nobel Prize? They blame what the liberal media, as a result of their “unholy alliance” with them Mouzlins, loves to refer to as “brain drain”. But what brain capacity have they ever proven to have?

Whether across the seas or here in the US , all researches point out: unless they are subdued and de-Islamofied, each one of us would have to become a Mazlem, a Mouzlim, a Mohammedan, or whatever. Each one of us would be forced to pray five times a day. Therefore it is incumbent upon all patriotic people of conscience to lobby their lawmakers to expeditiously make laws that would protect us and posterity from such subjugation.

These laws should appropriately and indeed carefully target religions that impose undue hardship to their worshipers.

Prudence dictates that we DILIGENTLY GUARD our values and way of life. With that in mind, recently a South African friend who is a partner in a private consultant firm that has a lucrative contract in Iraq offered the best idea in dealing with this menace. He said: “Rounding them all up and make money off them- that is the way. And since these kids, especially the boys are innately violent; since their hands are naturally clinched as a result of a baseless anger and false grievance against the West, and their defeatist psyche is programmed with misguided hate, you Westerners should sell the young boys to us”.

“Our firm”, he added, “would in turn deprogram these boys and train them to become our own human bombs to help us on our regime-change plans to unseat the current incompetents and their Muuszilin cohorts who turned our beloved South Africa into a Third World country; but not before we remove both kidneys, a lung, and an eyeball out of each boy so we may use what we need and sell the rest.”

My enterprising friend and the firm also want get their DNA sequence to be replicated by their advanced genetic engineering team. They also want to buy the little girls to work as laborer with the thousands of Bushmen on what he called “ Project Green Desert ” initiated to replace the sandy soil of the Kalahari with more fertile soil.

In the mean time, he suggested that we incarcerate all the fathers and throw away the keys and sterilize the mothers and shipped them back to the terrorist swamps of their origin.

Personally, I think the idea is a win-win proposition. However one looks at it, it is a fair transaction– we get what we want and they, in turn, get what they want.

I think we should make a song out of the whole thing and record it, not just for its money generating potential (and that is always good) but for its First Amendment educational value. We may opt to share some of the royalty with some of their countries. This ingenious idea we can call it Pecuniary Altruism.

To go back to the harsh side of the matter: make no mistake, these kids- their innocent façade notwithstanding- are more dangerous than their parents, a pattern that, unless stopped, would continue for generations to come.

Furthermore, considering how profoundly indoctrinated they are in thinking that their kind is exploited and oppressed all around the world by people like me, I have no doubt in my mind that these kids are already thirsty for my blood and that of my kind.

But that is just the beginning…To make matters worse, these kids are already attending our Western schools and universities, and, in many academic fronts, they are dangerously excelling…And what is more dangerous than having many of them being born in America and in various parts in Europe where they are granted full citizenship. In other words, it is a matter of time before we get a president named Sadam Ahmedinejad who would demand to be sworn-in with a hand on the Koran.

In their latest research, the Patriotic Enterprise Institute (PEI), the guardian of our values and our way of life, has exposed a dangerous scheme that these Mohammedans were plotting to overtake us while we were in deep slumber. They are a secretive society that always flies below the radar. How else Patriotic their evil religion could spread this broad and become the fastest growing religion in the world.

To counter this, both Hollywood opinion-makers and mainstream media must pull their share. It is time to add Mouzlim extremists in every movie, television series, special feature, reality TV, documentary, etc.

According to PEI , this world menace plans to keep demanding for justice and fair treatment till they themselves become the policymakers and interpreters. Their tendentiously anti-democratic nature notwithstanding, they will keep pretending till they reach their grandiose goals of world domination. They are not stopping till they control our Congress and Supreme Court.

In the meantime, PEI computed the dollar cost of their relentless, bloody terrorist acts and found out that cost of their terrorist campaign far exceeded the costs of all natural disasters around the world combined. And, speaking of dollars, South Africa is rich in gold and diamonds and it is the only real democracy in Africa . And my friend reassured me that the firm is willing to pay $10,000 worth of South African Krugerrand (K-Rand) or 22 Kt. gold coins for each boy.

Imagine how much wealth that could secure for you and me. It is time to round up people and test the game plan.

But rest assured, nothing will materialize so long as these Mouzlims keep founding their pseudo-institutions that regularly cite civil and human rights laws while protecting known terrorists and launder their bloody monies. That is why the PEI report clearly points out: “it is detrimentally imperative to decapitate this many-headed monster one head and indeed one organization at a time”.