In rapid succession, Donald Trump has pardoned a turkey and a war criminal, and the turkey clearly got the better bargain. No one wants anything in return from the turkey. Nobody’s saying it should...
You know what really makes me mad? The fact that somebody out there might be having sex right now. And possibly enjoying it. And perhaps not even facing any consequences. Yet this is just one of the...
This blessed Halloween season, what do you get for the man who has it all? What do you get for someone who already has the presidency, a very exciting if a bit shaky interpretation of reality, and an...
It’s autumn in the northern hemisphere, and you know what that means — put on some cashmere and be fucking seasonal. Don’t whine about how it’s 70 degrees out because the planet is burning....
I have it on good authority that President Donald J. Trump is not taking the impeachment inquiry news very well. Who, honestly, can blame him? The odds in this country are stacked against rich orange...
Earlier this week, a Sophoclean tragedy occurred — and by that I mean that notorious right-winger Milo Yiannopoulos was banned from a Midwestern furry convention. I know, I know. You’d think the...
You might have noticed that the United States has a tiny problem with gun violence. Don’t worry though! Texas State representative Matt Schaefer has noticed too! Texas, if you haven’t heard, has...
As someone who was recently accused of anti-incel propaganda, I am obviously very embarrassed and would like to clear my name. In case you were wondering, “incel” is short for “involuntarily...
It seems that President Donald J. Trump is getting a lot of blame lately for things going wrong in our society. Hateful rhetoric followed by a mass shooting? Greater societal polarization followed by...
Like many other people in this country, I have been told to go back to where I came from. A guy on the internet did it just the other week. Of course, most people tell me to “go back to Russia”...
