I am very disappointed in all of you for being so hard on Ivanka Trump. Sure, she’s completely unqualified and should not be rubbing shoulders, let alone making conversation, with world leaders. I...
Let me spare us all a lengthy debate: The people warning us against war with Iran are wrong. There are many reasons why they are wrong, but I have come up with a list of the biggest ones. You are...
No, the world isn’t going to end in 2050. I don’t need a degree in climatology to tell you that — I already have a degree in memes. But seriously, suggesting that the planet might be unlivable...
Dear Bret Stephens, I was going to write a satire column about you and your hatred for the millennial generation, which I am a part of, today. It was going to be a good one. As you noted, there is a...
Game of Thrones is ending and everyone is really bummed. Game of Thrones is also ending while NOT BEING ABLE TO BE EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE AFTER OUTPACING THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOKS AND WADING INTO...
As if it’s not bad enough that Elizabeth Warren is a woman running for president, she has now decided to solve the nation’s student debt crisis. What a bitch. First of all, those students...
With the departure of Kirstjen Nielsen — who, rumor has it, has been lured away with a lucrative package from Jadis, the White Witch, and feels that the eternal snows of occupied Narnia go better...
Like most out and proud nerds, I am a fan of the superhero genre. I don’t always claim to understand its full scope and breadth, and I’m pretty damn picky about what parts of it I choose to pay...
I feel for wealthy helicopter parents. They’re a maligned demographic. All they want is for their prized possessions, I mean, children, to have the best of everything, at all costs, every single...
I know what you’re thinking — ”Another North Korea summit? But wasn’t the great dealmaker in chief supposed to have solved everything with the last one?” I mean, sure. He was. Kind of. But...
