You know what really makes me mad? The fact that somebody out there might be having sex right now. And possibly enjoying it. And perhaps not even facing any consequences. Yet this is just one of the...
This blessed Halloween season, what do you get for the man who has it all? What do you get for someone who already has the presidency, a very exciting if a bit shaky interpretation of reality, and an...
Please spare a thought for poor guys who unironically refer to themselves as “alphas.” It’s getting hard out here for them as they are constantly assaulted by an alliance of rabid feminists and...
The first hour of the workday when you’re not quite awake yet: Having to deal with the one person in the office who’s a total “morning person” during that first hour (or at any time in the...
Chronic illnesses and their symptoms may be very different from one another, but if there's one thing that people who have chronic illness, pain, and/or fatigue can agree on, it's that being sick all...
Finding a great employment opening that’s a perfect fit for your career aspirations: Submitting an awesome application package on time: Staying in a work situation that you’re way, way too...
For those who have been living under a rock (or worse, been offline), the world is supposed to end today. More accurately, a group of fringe evangelical Christians in California led by Harold...
I'm grateful that gyms exist; without them, I’m sure I would have turned to messier alternatives for stress relief, such as pooping in mailboxes and shouting at small dogs. But the more time I...
I’m traveling again. I’ve found that this sort of experience gives rise to much scientific thought. While many travel writers use the tried and true “stream of consciousness” approach, I...
Like most men, I have very limited insight into the higher neurological functions of the American female. So, as far as discussing the themes that women find appealing in their television and movies,...
