Corporate greed and the ambitions of the mega rich, we’re told, are destroying our world. But what’s the big deal, to be honest? To paraphrase the immortal genius of Rush Hour: “That world was...
We all want to change the world, but some of us are more prepared for it than others. Sure, you could spend years doing hard work, studying the history of successful revolutions, failed revolutions,...
Out of all the questions on the mind of this great nation, nothing is more pressing than: Are women people? Look, if the question bothers you, you’re probably just looking to get offended on the...
This is a transcript of a Situation Room recording provided to us exclusively by Omarosa Maginault Newman. Or it’s a horror movie script. Or it’s both. We report, you decide. John Kelly:...
We’ve all been there. You used to love him, but now all he does is annoy you with his endless rants about the new Star Wars (we’ve been over this a thousand times — FINN IS ABSOLUTELY A GOOD...
It’s been a terrible week for diplomacy. For global stability. For U.S. leadership. And for customer service. First we asked Russia to stop being communist, now we’re telling it that when it...
Happy Independence Day! God bless America! God bless freedom from tyranny! God bless Vladimir Putin! God bless apple pie and Stranger Things! God bless mowing the lawn in your shorts! As Americans,...
Look, I’m just saying. I’ve seen “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead” enough times. That movie’s shoulder-pad game was a bit too strong, but still. Hear me out, OK? Harry Potter...
Crap, you have stolen your roommate’s burrito. It happens to the best of us. Don’t have a roommate? I assume you’ve stolen something at least once from the communal fridge at work/accidentally...
Dear Natasha, Can I call you that? Just kidding, of course I can. I do what I want. And unlike some people, I know that “Natasha” is a diminutive of the name Natalia in Russian, and hence it is...
