I know what you’re thinking — ”Another North Korea summit? But wasn’t the great dealmaker in chief supposed to have solved everything with the last one?” I mean, sure. He was. Kind of. But...
I have a confession to make. I am grateful to all of the people taking to the internet to point out that if they see as much as one snowflake, climate change (or “global warming,” as they like to...
In case you missed it, there’s a little thing called the longest government shutdown in history going on in the richest nation in the world right now — and it has to do with the sentient wig we...
You may have heard that Saturn is losing its rings at a catastrophic rate — but have you also heard about the upcoming heat death of the universe? The science on the latter is a bit less concrete,...
People are people — they like to make sense of things with lists. Even when it comes to the utterly senseless — they try to make sense of it with lists. As far as senselessness goes, 2018 was a...
There’s a lot of killing in the world, and I don’t just mean those parts of your soul that die each time someone tries to get you to weigh in on the Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj situation. The holidays...
You may have heard about a little scandal involving a Nebraska politician, a Facebook like, and the ensuing harassment by the politician’s chief of staff against the professor behind the Facebook...
Corporate greed and the ambitions of the mega rich, we’re told, are destroying our world. But what’s the big deal, to be honest? To paraphrase the immortal genius of Rush Hour: “That world was...
We all want to change the world, but some of us are more prepared for it than others. Sure, you could spend years doing hard work, studying the history of successful revolutions, failed revolutions,...
Out of all the questions on the mind of this great nation, nothing is more pressing than: Are women people? Look, if the question bothers you, you’re probably just looking to get offended on the...
